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Last login: 3 hours agoM2hnj: m2hnj is a 27 year old single woman from Kansas, USA.; Likes 5,955 pages, 113 videos, 92 photos • 706 fans • Received 144 reviews; Member since Dec 28, 2004

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May 7, 10:47am: Someone broke into my house this morning, while I was home.

A few minutes before 10 am, I heard a knock on my front door. I can see the front door from my bedroom, so I glanced over at it. All I could see through the small window on the door was a black gloved hand. I wasn't dressed yet, and something about the way they knocked and the gloved hand gave me an uneasy feeling, so I didn't answer the door. I just had this weird feeling that something was about to happen, and I was right.

Not even two minutes later, I heard a loud thump against my back door followed by another loud thump and the sound of the plate glass spraying all over the floor. I didn't know whether to make a noise to let them know I was there or not. I was shaking so bad that I knocked some stuff over on my desk as I was reaching for the phone. They must've heard me because they took off. The only thing they were able to steal was Hailey's laptop, which is a piece of crap and only plays kid games.

Here's the part that really pisses me off: The fucking door wasn't even locked! Had they tried the handle first, they could've just walked right in. Shit bastards.

I'm still shaken up and feel completely violated. After all the stuff that happened with my ex, and the restraining order against him, I didn't need another reason to feel unsafe. The part I feel the most sick about is that they were in my daughter's bedroom. Only another parent can fully understand the feelings that come with knowing a complete stranger was in your child's bedroom.

May 6, 7:49am: 1 May 2008: Fuck. The tornado sirens are going off.

Update: We had a big, damaging storm come through last Thursday. The lightning looked like a strobe light outside my window and we had 80 mph straight-line winds. The winds did quite a bit of damage all over the area and a couple tornadoes touched down on the Missouri side, but luckily my house escaped without any damage. My power went out for about two hours, but that was it.

So, I'm ok and I have to say thank you to the person who asked about me!

Music | David Cook: May 1, 2:12pm 2 reviews music, sexy •http://www.davidcooktheamericanidol.c...; I have to admit that I'm a big American Idol fan. I can't get enough of Paula Abdul's drunken ramblings, the awful karaoke performances, and the ridiculous guest mentor choices (Dolly Parton? Mariah Carey? Andrew Lloyd Webber, anyone?)

Usually I find myself laughing at how bad some of the contestants are, but this year I find myself watching solely for this guy, David Cook. He's pretty much the only one with some real talent. Not to mention the fact that he's super sexy and I'd do him in a heartbeat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpJh_zc6k8: Apr 30, 11:30am 1 review music, video •http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpJh_...; Bif Naked could kick your fucking ass.

Side note: I love myself today.

ParadigmShifts profile - StumbleUpon: Apr 27, 12:32am 6 reviews boobs •http://paradigmshift.stumbleupon.com/...; That's a lot of boob on one page.

Sadly, my own seem pathetic next to these two. Seriously. It wouldn't even be worth it for me to post a picture. Recent weight-loss has them holding steady at a C cup. I'm not complaining, mind you, just waxing nostalgic for the days when my DDs filled out a top nicely.

Website for Women, Information for Women: Savvy Miss.com: Apr 25, 9:06pm 4 reviews crap, lame •http://www.savvymiss.com/; Websites like this make me want to sign up for gender reassignment surgery.

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe: Apr 25, 12:15pm 489 reviews crap, lame, shitty-webcomics •http://www.xkcd.com/; I would rather get pregnant and give myself a coat hanger abortion in my bathtub than stumble upon another xkcd comic.

Must Use Fabric Softener: Apr 24, 8:13pm 3 reviews internet, my-future-boyfriend •http://kansascity.craigslist.org/m4w/...; Damn! I can't believe this guy is still single! Ladies, don't pass this one up. I'm going to email him IMMEDIATELY!

Seriously, who could resist stuff like this?

-when you are folding my other cloths I like the shirts to be folded hotdog style first then the arms in and then hamburger, unless you work in retail and have your own way, we can comprimise
-you cant be fat, or plan on being fat anytime in the future
-i have strong views on things that you may not agree with, heres a tip.....just go along with it even if you dont believe, trust me it will be easier in the end.
-if you yell at me there is a 95% chance that I am acutally right and your wrong so there is a 96% chance im gonna yell back so lets just not yell. but if you are right yell away and ill just pretend to be listening
-you must like animals, bc i love dogs and im one in the bedroom(seriously).
-as stated above if you are a far left or right wing liberal [Umm...What?] (which ever wing you political type fly on) look to you right and then to your left once again to the right and then once agian to the left, make an educated decision on which building is higher and then try your absolute hardest to get as close as you can to the top and throw urself off.....CHEERS

Some Useful Condescending Phrases: Apr 22, 11:04pm 210 reviews crap, lame •http://marvin.ibest.uidaho.edu/~hecke...; Lame.

I can see how this would play out:

Person #1: "Blah, blah, blah, random insult."
Person #2: ...
Person #2: *blank stare*
Person #2: *consults list*
Person #2: "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
Person #1: *kicks person #2 in the balls for being a douchebag.*

And there you have it.

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